


The grindset? Sparkly. The protein? Magical. Our Alpha Male T-shirt flips the cliché with a pastel unicorn smiling sweetly beneath a rainbow — like it just benched your emotional baggage while looking fabulous. It’s cheeky, ironic, and made for anyone who knows real alphas don’t growl… they glitter.
Perfect for gym bros with a sense of humour, soft bois with style, and rainbow-riding legends who can flex and laugh at the same time. Printed on premium cotton with long-lasting colour, this funny unicorn tee brings maximum confidence with minimum effort.
Check out more designs in the Funny T-Shirts collection, or head back to the Psyque homepage to explore all our drops.
STANDARD:
- 100% Ring-Spun Cotton
- Fit: Classic, Relaxed
- Regular Durability
PREMIUM:
- 100% Pre-Shrunk Combed and Ring-Spun Cotton
- Fit: Modern, Tailored, Stylish
- Higher Durability, Smoother Fabric Surface and Softer Feel
✔ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
✔ Unisex fit – Comfortable and stylish for both men and women
✔ DTF printed – High-detail, durable graphic print
✔ Handmade with care – Each shirt is printed individually
✔ We don't outsource our printing to POD companies — we print everything in-house :)
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