


Somewhere between Planet of the Apes and Planet 420 sits our “Blazed Ape” tee: a laid-back blue primate who’s clearly achieved higher consciousness (and we’re not talking philosophy). Up front he peeks out in mellow miniature, wreathed in a lazy swirl of smoke; spin around and the back reveals his full enlightened glory—fur electric-cyan, pupils half-mast, twin king-size cones crossed beneath his chin like sacred sabres. It’s the uniform for anyone who thinks meditation should come with munchies, who calls every stranger “bruh,” and who firmly believes opposable thumbs were invented for rolling, not texting. Slip it on and you’ll feel the instant urge to discuss the meaning of bananas, queue obscure reggae playlists, and argue that “probably” is a complete answer to any big question. Warning: may attract snack-seeking friends, philosophical raccoons, and the occasional neighborhood skunk looking for a collab.
STANDARD:
- 100% Ring-Spun Cotton
- Fit: Classic, Relaxed
- Regular Durability
PREMIUM:
- 100% Pre-Shrunk Combed and Ring-Spun Cotton
- Fit: Modern, Tailored, Stylish
- Higher Durability, Smoother Fabric Surface and Softer Feel
✔ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
✔ Unisex fit – Comfortable and stylish for both men and women
✔ DTF printed – High-detail, durable graphic print
✔ Handmade with care – Each shirt is printed individually
✔ We don't outsource our printing to POD companies — we print everything in-house :)
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