


Subtle? Absolutely not. The Hairy Flaps Matter T-Shirt takes inappropriate humour to the next level with a seated woman design that’s as absurd as it is unforgettable. It’s bold, awkward, and guaranteed to spark conversations you probably don’t want to have at Sunday lunch.
Perfect for fans of dark humour, chaotic energy, and jokes that leave everyone else speechless. Soft cotton and sharp DTF print quality keep the madness looking fresh wear after wear.
Explore more unhinged statement pieces in our Funny T-Shirts collection, or return to the Psyque homepage to see our full lineup of weird, wonderful, and totally inappropriate apparel.
STANDARD:
- 100% Ring-Spun Cotton
- Fit: Classic, Relaxed
- Regular Durability
PREMIUM:
- 100% Pre-Shrunk Combed and Ring-Spun Cotton
- Fit: Modern, Tailored, Stylish
- Higher Durability, Smoother Fabric Surface and Softer Feel
✔ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
✔ Unisex fit – Comfortable and stylish for both men and women
✔ DTF printed – High-detail, durable graphic print
✔ Handmade with care – Each shirt is printed individually
✔ We don't outsource our printing to POD companies — we print everything in-house :)
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