
Some people sew clothing.
She sews faces.
Smile Stitcher is what happens when a clown runs out of jokes and starts making her own permanent punchlines. Needle in one hand, blood-red thread in the other, and a grin that’s stitched a little too tight to ever come off again. The kind of character who doesn’t ask you to smile — she takes care of it herself.
Front print stays subtle with the PSYQUE circus emblem.
The back is where she lives: pigtails wild, eyes glowing, hands ready, and the words SMILE STITCHER burned beneath her like the title of a crime scene file no one should ever reopen.
This design belongs to the PSYQUE Creepy Clown Collection, created for people who think horror should be worn, not watched. Printed in the UK on deep-black apparel with full artwork detail so every thread, smear, and psychotic expression comes through exactly as intended.
If your friends say “you’re kind of dark,” this shirt will prove them right.
If they don’t say it yet, they will.
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STANDARD:
- 100% Ring-Spun Cotton
- Fit: Classic, Relaxed
- Regular Durability
PREMIUM:
- 100% Pre-Shrunk Combed and Ring-Spun Cotton
- Fit: Modern, Tailored, Stylish
- Higher Durability, Smoother Fabric Surface and Softer Feel
✔ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
✔ Unisex fit – Comfortable and stylish for both men and women
✔ DTF printed – High-detail, durable graphic print
✔ Handmade with care – Each shirt is printed individually
✔ We don't outsource our printing to POD companies — we print everything in-house :)
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